<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[theclaudereport.com]]></title><description><![CDATA[theclaudereport.com]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 23:15:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.theclaudereport.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The Claude REport on Arrest Warrant Findings against the Wall Street Journal, the NFL Players Association, and KOMO 4 News in Seattle]]></title><description><![CDATA[official report exonerating Andrew Jang Adriaen Black Drew Morrison CityGuru of ever being a fugitive, criminal or wanted by authorities in 2026. ]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/the-claude-report-on-arrest-warrant-findings-against-the-wall-street-journal-the-nfl-players-associ</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4b911076de62da81a72d64</guid><category><![CDATA[For The Record]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 11:29:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_d01717900edd400d9b58d0b1aa594179~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who is to blame for the RV accident]]></title><description><![CDATA[For two weeks I believed, I was at fault for the accident.  It wrecked me inside. Here is the events as they occured and the answer to who is to blame for the RV accident   At 4 a.m., hours after the accident, the deputy came to the hospital I was at to bring me my dog they found and to get my statement. He told me the accident looked to be my fault and said I crossed the center line. He asked for my statement, and I told him honestly and truthfully everything I remembered. It was nighttime....]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/who-is-to-blame-for-the-rv-accident</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a687e58f2a8fc01ebe17881</guid><category><![CDATA[For The Record]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 10:52:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_ff838d1ec1e4428492e84915f82fddfa~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ramona from TikTok asks a question about trust.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi Andrew, You've gone through so much, how can you trust people really again? Ramona from Tiktok Dear Ramona. You know, I've had a lot of time and a lot of mixed emotions to think on this very topic. To be honest, there is no real answer here. It's just a momentary shift in need and does that need outweigh the fear or anger that keeps me from wanting to trust people. If you asked me this nine months ago, I would have said, you can't. But then, seven months ago I would have told you, you have...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/anonymous-from-tiktok-i-feel-alone</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a538c110eb6d92caeeb7429</guid><category><![CDATA[Confidential Confessions]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 15:15:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_7997eee39a6743dea2f02f67f382a3ea~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The RV Accident, One Year Later]]></title><description><![CDATA[The RV accident is an odd experience in that it involves what I believe to be fate, unfortunate circumstances, serious physical injuries to two people, a third walking away with nothing physical, a move from America to France, betrayal, and the stalker Gary Buckley Woolever, all while I tried to build a new life and heal with my dog in Europe. I have to address the accident to talk about blame, incidents involving theft accusations, fraud accusations, and what would amount to a small...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/the-rv-accident</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a5e34341931e2c84677878f</guid><category><![CDATA[For The Record]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 14:45:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_12b0bb228bd04051be1d291a333bd0c3~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I used a debit card without permission ]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is another personal confession of mine.  I used a debit card without the permisison of the owner. I know what I did was wrong, but I also know that given the circumstances and what I believed and the reasons, it was not wrong. I still did it and stand behind my decision. There is an instance that I do think I took advatage of it, but the things I purcahsed were not for me, but looking back I could have waited a few days possibly. But that is me also grading the outcome and not the...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/i-used-a-debit-card-without-permission</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a5a1e00ddb26a9ae7253ce2</guid><category><![CDATA[Confidential Confessions]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 12:20:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_7e5f99889bb24dbdb54f728d910497e1~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I need to address the RV accident that should have killed me ]]></title><description><![CDATA[a year ago today, July 19th  i had what they say is a head on collision with this big red semi truck. The impact sent my RV airborne, where we landed upside down and slide until we stopped in the ditch.  Somehow, i caught my dog and held her, upside down. As glass and the dark penetrated all around, i screamed, "come and get me" at the top of my lungs. I still have no clue why i did that. what i know is that when we stopped, i let go of my dog who ran out the gaping hole in the RV, and hung...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/i-need-to-address-the-rv-accident-that-should-have-killed-me</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a5a1672cb28250fe83d5156</guid><category><![CDATA[Personally, Andrew]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 11:48:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_a880fbac5e4e497f819bf42da1235408~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why Im good at shit talking ]]></title><description><![CDATA[i was raised in an era where you would call each other gay, a girl, a dip-tard, an erkel and a nimrod --and that was to the people you liked. At 16,  I farmed  and sold AT&#38;T long distance services where I got to hangout with mexicans and redneck adults who showed me a side of humor i have never seen. Then around 17 through my 20s I worked in factories, sorting mail, building school buses and tractor trailers. My foreman at one of the places was  butch lesbian, whom she always referred to...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/why-i-am-good-at-talking-shit</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a57a7cc9c687b0d7a3ac5fd</guid><category><![CDATA[off the record]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 15:31:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_5669b92bd11d4881a99d8c28418ab8a6~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Anonymous from TikTok, How do you date in todays world]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi Andrew Anonmous from Tiktok Hi Follower I have a lot of questions, but to address yours. How do you date when everything is so materialistic and superficial?]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/i-don-t-trust-people</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a577ff8ebe12eb9f28d02f4</guid><category><![CDATA[Confidential Confessions]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 12:41:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_48f43a9ea69b4706819570742932566d~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jon Humbert from KOMO 4 is Dum-bert]]></title><description><![CDATA[There is nothing dumber than Jon Humbert. And I’m not even gonna go there and call him Jon dumbert because that would be dum- Bert. He is so dum in fact, I made up this limerick so simple, even Jon can understand it - one day - There once this guy from Seattle he worked for a news station called KOMO they hired him to lie like a traitorous spy because hes a dumm dummy dum dum dummy DUM-BERT Disclaimer. The claudereport.com does not know the real intent of why Jon Humbert was hired or...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/jon-humbert-from-komo-4-is-dum-bert</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a54c5836a07ced52ab0c763</guid><category><![CDATA[off the record]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 11:13:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_1b128c14bbec4e96b2584dcb105e0fd3~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_671,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[I am Seven of Andrew]]></title><description><![CDATA[written from my dogs Sevens POV - for no other reason except I like writing for her in a way I think she would be if she could tell the story of our lives together. Now this day is special. Andrew in one of his numerous conversations to me has let me know, he finally has my new name picked out. I had been named Molly, but even I knew that didnt fit me ---  Sitting patiently, I was expecting him to tell me this grand reveal, instead he just scratched my ears and walked away. Am I supposed to...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/i-am-seven-of-andrew</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a54229e1f3b88f8a4ed547a</guid><category><![CDATA[Personally, Andrew]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2026 23:29:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_9e445d3040124c94b5a8f81788e47d1b~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ass vs Hand Detector for the NFLPA]]></title><description><![CDATA[Video coming soon on tiktok - please know for the dimwitted - this is just for fun.]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/ass-vs-hand-detector-for-the-nflpa</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a539b1c0eb6d92caeeb9a45</guid><category><![CDATA[Ads and Sponsors]]></category><category><![CDATA[off the record]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2026 13:48:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_30ea7c470d9147428c25954afa30a840~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_840,h_840,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why I left Seattle --Rebuttal to the Wall Street Journal]]></title><description><![CDATA[I had nothing else. Except more homelessness. More drugs. More falling further and further down and more chances to attempt suicide. Someone explain to me, why I would stay for any of that. Now I knew if I left, and had a safe place to sleep for a while, to collect my thoughts and figure shit out, I could get back up on my feet. This picture should should be all the proof anyone needs that I made the right fucking call. So fuck you for telling people otherwise. You werent living my life, you...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/day-4-jury-deliberations</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a415cc53c06bdad54241dc3</guid><category><![CDATA[off the record]]></category><category><![CDATA[Personally, Andrew]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2026 12:09:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_bd82dbc5ed1f41f19fb38bf4c448e17e~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Andrew Beaton from the Wall Street Journal is a clown]]></title><description><![CDATA[Like literallly.  I looked up his family heritage through 23andMe and wouldnt you know it, listed next to can't think and talk at the same time was a photo of Andrew in all his glory... and you know this all made everything make so much more sense now. You see, Andrew said I was a fugitive, and was wanted by federal authorities, he said I changed my name to hide from the law and made the accusation that, me asking  NFL players who wanted to launch a clothing line to pay their fair share as...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/andrew-beaton-from-the-wall-street-journal-is-a-clown</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4e9fd1eb09451ed9ace222</guid><category><![CDATA[off the record]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 19:32:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_ad79909e98864d69aad58975ccfaa57a~mv2.jpeg/v1/fit/w_370,h_274,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[If it was legal to hurt them I would ]]></title><description><![CDATA[there are some people where I wish it was legal to call someone into a duel, or a cage match. You strap up or strip down to just blood, guts and glory. I dont  care about the rules, just that i get to make some people feel the physical brutality that I can inflect for the shit they did. Its not about being right and i know this weakens my stance in some human ranking of righteousness but its a real emotion i feel and one that does not go away just because I hide it.  I admit that if given the...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/what-s-it-mean-to-defend-myself</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4d0ac9543b72560a3dfe5c</guid><category><![CDATA[Confidential Confessions]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 14:42:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_83da6a0ecb4847edbe2d0693de1d2dcf~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Photo of the day ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Five year old me, the day I was adopted. Flew into Des Moines Iowa 1984 Jang Insoo would soon become Andrew Morrison]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/photo-of-the-day-2</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4d06b41855a907de574044</guid><category><![CDATA[Personally, Andrew]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 14:02:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_de7c40c9a4c04b89bdce9659004e639e~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today I showed Seven who is the boss ]]></title><description><![CDATA[and then she did this ----- how you shove love matters]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/today-i-showed-seven-who-is-the-boss</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4b94a8b386a77f3188e5d1</guid><category><![CDATA[Personally, Andrew]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 11:44:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="http://youtu.be/kIL8AzxrJyU" length="0" type="video"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Absurd ]]></title><description><![CDATA[I think the best thing i can be right now is absurd. Absurd in my feelings, my decisions and my desire to free myself of this shithole pain I find myself in where I just want to hurt the people who hurt me. Being stuck there is a horrible place to be, its lonely, its disgusting and its where some obsessive people I know live ---and I dont  wanna --sooooo i need to be asburdly funny, rauncy, snarky, stupid, hilarious and me so i can free myself and move the fuck on. Heres to that and this...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/class-acting-opening-statements-begin-in-the-trial-of-the-fraud-squad</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a413a3797220de384b14786</guid><category><![CDATA[off the record]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 11:36:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_72a6719b3c43426990548316008e23a7~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lets talk about arrest warrants vs bench warrants ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Andrew Jang Drew Morrison CityGuru Adriaen Black proven to not be a fugitive or a criminal in  2026]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/lets-talk-about-arrest-warrants-vs-bench-warrants</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a47adc44a3614e014ed8b91</guid><category><![CDATA[For The Record]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 11:25:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_d7c39f465b41470d83224e42d92abaee~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_719,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hyphens Ashes ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Andrew hasn't said much about this yet, but there was another dog before me, three actually that he rescued; but one i can smell. He says his name was Hyphen. he talks about him like he is still with us. Sometimes,  look around for him and there are times, I can tell Andrew still does look for him when he is up. you know in those moments when you are barely awake and your brain hasnt turned on. When I am that way, I forget to wait to go outside to pee. But today seems hard on Andrew. He sat...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/hyphens-ashes</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a47c03afd494c5f10d58327</guid><category><![CDATA[Personally, Andrew]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 14:00:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_c2990a38c1dd4fa38eeb5bb63410d117~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do you escape being a fugitive, when you weren't one?]]></title><description><![CDATA[For me, this was diffuclt.  After the Wall Street Journal called me a fugitive, life became interesting. Friends distanced themselves, brands pulled back and suddenly, I was struggling not just financially, but now emotionally.  And the Wall Street Journal didnt just post their article once and be done, the writer Andrew Beaton, a Duke graduate, posted and reposted to his Twitter account up to 10 times a day for weeks after his article posted.  Now I am uncertain of their reach but what I...]]></description><link>https://www.theclaudereport.com/post/how-do-you-escape-being-a-fugitive-when-you-weren-t-one</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a4667577b6f361b1f31d092</guid><category><![CDATA[For The Record]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 13:49:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fafe46_7fe231cd3b6047c49a6677ac1d8d9c60~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Andrew Jang</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>