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The Claude REport on Arrest Warrant Findings against the Wall Street Journal, the NFL Players Association, and KOMO 4 News in Seattle
How a civil bench warrant and a private lawsuit bond became headlines about a fugitive and a criminal. Findings and verdicts, backed by court records.
og:description: How three news organizations turned a civil bench warrant into a fugitive story, and what the actual court documents say.
twitter:description: How three news organizations turned a civil bench warrant into a fugitive story, and what the actual court documents say.
Jul 64 min read


Ass vs Hand Detector for the NFLPA
Video coming soon on tiktok - please know for the dimwitted - this is just for fun.
Jul 121 min read


Absurd
I think the best thing i can be right now is absurd. Absurd in my feelings, my decisions and my desire to free myself of this shithole pain I find myself in where I just want to hurt the people who hurt me. Being stuck there is a horrible place to be, its lonely, its disgusting and its where some obsessive people I know live ---and I dont wanna --sooooo i need to be asburdly funny, rauncy, snarky, stupid, hilarious and me so i can free myself and move the fuck on. Heres to t
Jul 61 min read


Lets talk about arrest warrants vs bench warrants
A civil bench warrant isn't a criminal warrant, even though both use the word "arrest." Here's the real legal difference, with actual court documents.
og:description: A civil bench warrant and a criminal arrest warrant aren't the same, even though both say "arrest." Here's how to tell them apart.
twitter:description: A civil bench warrant and a criminal arrest warrant aren't the same, even though both say "arrest." Here's how to tell them apart.
Jul 69 min read


The Gary Buckley Woolever File: A Decade of Threats, One Default Judgment, and the Question of Who Actually Defrauded Whom
A personal note on a decade of hate, pity, and threats, followed by the full investigative file on Gary Buckley Woolever, the default judgment, and the warrant that became a national news story.
Jun 204 min read


Breaking: Class Acting Lawsuit Filed Against The Wall Street Journal, NFL Players Association and KOMO 4 News in Seattle.
Andrew Jang files a Class Acting lawsuit against The Fraud Squad, KOMO 4 News, the Wall Street Journal, and the NFL Players Association. Jury selection begins now.
Jun 191 min read
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