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the Passenger and Tracy Klinkroth Updates
After the recent attacks from Tracy Klinkroth stating that I stole from the Passenger, and took advantage of her. Things have been quiet as I stood up for myself with receipts. I have not completed the full story and will address the $6500 she keeps bringing up, which I find to be very strange and a bit possessive really in context. Like, ok, sorry mom I did not tell you about buying candy at the store while I was there getting you milk, bread, and cigarettes. == and yes,
Aug 253 min read


The Truth on Tracy Klinkroth
This is my opinion, but I think Tracy Klinkroth is a selfish person. I cannot say she was always a bad friend, because I never felt it, though her actions make me believe she was never really a friend and treated me in the way that proves these things. Outside of that, I have no attack on her character, nor am I going to do that. I will reference only what I know from my personal experience and what she has shown me through her actions against me. I will start with these im
Aug 184 min read


Why Im good at shit talking
i was raised in an era where you would call each other gay, a girl, a dip-tard, an erkel and a nimrod --and that was to the people you liked. At 16, I farmed and sold AT&T long distance services where I got to hangout with mexicans and redneck adults who showed me a side of humor i have never seen. Then around 17 through my 20s I worked in factories, sorting mail, building school buses and tractor trailers. My foreman at one of the places was butch lesbian, whom she always
Jul 152 min read


Jon Humbert from KOMO 4 is Dum-bert
There is nothing dumber than Jon Humbert. And I’m not even gonna go there and call him Jon dumbert because that would be dum- Bert. He is so dum in fact, I made up this limerick so simple, even Jon can understand it - one day - There once this guy from Seattle he worked for a news station called KOMO they hired him to lie like a traitorous spy because hes a dumm dummy dum dum dummy DUM-BERT Disclaimer. The claudereport.com does not know the real intent of why Jon Humbert was
Jul 133 min read


Ass vs Hand Detector for the NFLPA
Video coming soon on tiktok - please know for the dimwitted - this is just for fun.
Jul 121 min read


Why I left Seattle --Rebuttal to the Wall Street Journal
I had nothing else. Except more homelessness. More drugs. More falling further and further down and more chances to attempt suicide. Someone explain to me, why I would stay for any of that. Now I knew if I left, and had a safe place to sleep for a while, to collect my thoughts and figure shit out, I could get back up on my feet. This picture should should be all the proof anyone needs that I made the right fucking call. So fuck you for telling people otherwise. You werent liv
Jul 92 min read


Andrew Beaton from the Wall Street Journal is a clown
Like literallly. I looked up his family heritage through 23andMe and wouldnt you know it, listed next to can't think and talk at the same time was a photo of Andrew in all his glory... and you know this made everything make so much more sense now. All this time, I thought Andrew Beaton was just some elite, douchebag liar. And he very well may be, but the lying wasn't intentional because now I see it is actually genetics because he is literally just a fucking clown and canno
Jul 84 min read


Absurd
I think the best thing i can be right now is absurd. Absurd in my feelings, my decisions and my desire to free myself of this shithole pain I find myself in where I just want to hurt the people who hurt me. Being stuck there is a horrible place to be, its lonely, its disgusting and its where some obsessive people I know live ---and I dont wanna --sooooo i need to be asburdly funny, rauncy, snarky, stupid, hilarious and me so i can free myself and move the fuck on. Heres to t
Jul 61 min read


Tim Christine of the NFL Players Association writes like a child
With a background in the Secret Service, Tim referred to me as a 'subject' then an alias, then a criminal ---never once giving me the proper introduction of me a a human ---- and it got me curious, does he refer to everyone as subjects? Or is this for show. Deciding to do an actual investigation, I reached out to the Secret Service and spoke to his boss and his coworkers. After having a lovely conversation about guarding Tess and how Frank Farmer transitioned into the body
Jun 294 min read


Arrest Warrant Mustaches for KOMO4 News
Video on TikTok to Come - please note this is not real -- unless you are KOMO and youd believe anything thats not the truth --
Jun 281 min read


Deez Nutz and the Wall Street Journal
Video on TikTok to come --- please note for the slowl inclined --this is a parody. Or is it.
Jun 281 min read
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