Breaking: Class Acting Lawsuit Filed Against The Wall Street Journal, NFL Players Association and KOMO 4 News in Seattle.

Jury selection begins as Andrew Jang takes on KOMO 4 News, the Wall Street Journal, and the NFL Players Association in a CLASS ACTING LAWSUIT in a court of his own making

In an unanmous deciscion the people of the world, all 8 billion, minus Andrew Beaton of the Wall Street Journal and Tum Christine of the NFLPA, filed a class acting lawsuit against these organizations. When asked why this is a class acting lawsuit and not a class action one, a spokeperson responded, because their performances were so bad, we might as well get them acting lessons. Plus if they can play with words why should we not do a play on words.

When asked why Jon Humbert from KOMO 4 News joined the lawsuit against his own people, he smply responded, "I didnt quite understand the question, I thought I was in the drive through for Dicks Burgers--"

Speaking to Andrews attorney, my cousin, Vinny, the acknowledgment was simple. Sometimes, idiots to stupid things. Sometimes, stupids do idiotic tings. Regardless, in the end, all you need is the trooth-uh and a fine trial lawyer. Lucky we have both over here.

More updates to come as jurory deliberations begin.

Article by John (e)Q-qulizer - Beat Reporter and Reporter of Beats