Jon Humbert from KOMO 4 is Dum-bert

There is nothing dumber than Jon Humbert. And I’m not even gonna go there and call him Jon dumbert because that would be dum- Bert. He is so dum in fact, I made up this limerick so simple, even Jon can understand it - one day -

There once this guy from Seattle

he worked for a news station called KOMO

they hired him to lie

like a traitorous spy

because hes a dumm dummy dum dum dummy DUM-BERT

Disclaimer. The claudereport.com does not know the real intent of why Jon Humbert was hired or subseauently left, fired or parted ways. And this limerick in no way shape or form suggests that KOMO 4 uses deceptive hiring practices for ratings. And is meant for satire, humour and entertainment purposes only.

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Coming back to the adult me, reading this a few times I recognize, the name calling and picking on his name is me lashing out against someone that I seriously am upset over. I don't even think I dislike him as a person, which may sound strange, but its his actions that I have a deep resentment over. You see, Jon didn't just do several hit pieces on me where he lied, distorted the truth or just had no real need to do the piece. He went ouf of his way to disrupt my life. He (along with Gary Buckley Woolever and his attorney Bruce Danielson) constantly called one of my landlords, harrassing him. I was behind on rent, but their calls to him were enough where he said he would forgive me if I just left. He wasn't tired of me, he was tired of them.

And then later when I was bouncing between friends couch and friends couch, just trying to stay a float, I tried to take my love for fashion and try to make clothes for people. He found out and instantly started harrassing others and publicly kept outing me. But the part that I just cannot get over it seems, is this.

I used to volunteer for a non profit called the Millionaires Club in Seattle. It helped homeless find jobs. As part of that they provided interview clothes. I not only donated, I turned to my network and my ability to rally people and rounded up nice suits, shirts, shoes, you name it for men and women and spent time talking to the people they helped understand the dynamics of an interview and early days on the job. He found out about this and harrassed the Executive Director until he asked if I would just stop volunteering. The Executive Director felt horrible, I could tell, but he was clearly tired of the incesent calls and emails from Jon asking why he would let me help.

Not only did Jon lie about me. He ruined my reputation. Got me kicked out of my apartment, so I had no home. He then ruined my chance at supporing myself, so I wasnt a deadbeat. And under all of that stres and failure, the one thing that made me feel better about my situation and myself, helping others, he took that away too ----- that totality of everything he took from me is a lot. And because I have no recourse, and because no one will care, and tbh, because I was powerless to stop him, the emasculation from those experiences has morphed into this need to do the only thing I reallly do have control over, and that is my personal attacks on him --- not in the controlled or focused sense, because there is no outlet, or healing that comes in control --- but in the wild, assertive, intentionality that is absurd yet soothing name calling, belittling and shit talking that allows me to just vent, release and you know what move on. It may not all be at once or today, but I do need to say, I do feel better ---because in my own little world, I have no told the bigger world what I think of Jon Humbert and in doing so as Dum-bert, with each person that laughs or smiles, I win. Maybe not in adults points, but in some dignity and that works for me and that younger version of me that went through some shit on behalf of Jon Humbert, KOMO 4 and Gary Buckley Woolever.