Why Im good at shit talking

i was raised in an era where you would call each other gay, a girl, a dip-tard, an erkel and a nimrod --and that was to the people you liked. At 16, I farmed and sold AT&T long distance services where I got to hangout with mexicans and redneck adults who showed me a side of humor i have never seen. Then around 17 through my 20s I worked in factories, sorting mail, building school buses and tractor trailers. My foreman at one of the places was butch lesbian, whom she always referred to herself as the HDIC = head dyke in charge. She wore cut offs, drove a fatboy and told me more rancid jokes then anyone. She was super hard on me too, but was the first person to ever tell me that I was something special and that she better not see me next year. Her razzing and all the razzing from every teen and adults was an example of how we showed affection and appreciation for the people you liked, looked up too, and valued.

And in all of these relationships, bonds - tempoary, fleeting and influential, we interacted not with politness, politcal correctness, kid gloves or vague how you doings --- no, we threw shit, ate shit, dropped each other in shit, and rolled around in shit for, with and amongst each other. I have been talked shit to by every kind of American, from trailer trash to hood rat, including native. I have been slanged at by every kind of Asian from the eastern kind to adopted kind. I have been laughed with and at by Mexicans, Canadians, South Americans, Africans, the white and black kind, the irish, the british (properly) and every form of european, including every balctic state, except Slovakia. I have been preached to by every kind of christian from the real ones to the fake mega church ones and even followers of islam, muslim, hindu, buhdda have taken turns trying to make me laugh or get one past me. From sadists, tarots, gypseys and even accountants have made their way into my life for a joke or a shared moment of some form of shit talking - razzing - laughing - and connecting --

I bring all of these up because, when i tell you, i am well versed, highly trained, beyond experienced in all of the ways of the world - literally at making fun of someone, i truly fucking am. And for a moment, just a brief moment i am going to turn that part of me to full crazy mode --and will enjoy myself as i talk a little shit to releive me of my shit.

And hey, just remember, we all are a product of our upbringing --- so for anyone who gets mad, you will have to blame everyone one of those groups qnd types of people who fed me --