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The Claude REport on Arrest Warrant Findings against the Wall Street Journal, the NFL Players Association, and KOMO 4 News in Seattle
How a civil bench warrant and a private lawsuit bond became headlines about a fugitive and a criminal. Findings and verdicts, backed by court records.
og:description: How three news organizations turned a civil bench warrant into a fugitive story, and what the actual court documents say.
twitter:description: How three news organizations turned a civil bench warrant into a fugitive story, and what the actual court documents say.
Jul 64 min read


Who is to blame for the RV accident
For two weeks I believed, I was at fault for the accident. It wrecked me inside. Here is the events as they occured and the answer to who is to blame for the RV accident At 4 a.m., hours after the accident, the deputy came to the hospital I was at to bring me my dog they found and to get my statement. He told me the accident looked to be my fault and said I crossed the center line. He asked for my statement, and I told him honestly and truthfully everything I remembered. I
3 days ago4 min read


Ramona from TikTok asks a question about trust.
Hi Andrew, You've gone through so much, how can you trust people really again? Ramona from Tiktok Dear Ramona. You know, I've had a lot of time and a lot of mixed emotions to think on this very topic. To be honest, there is no real answer here. It's just a momentary shift in need and does that need outweigh the fear or anger that keeps me from wanting to trust people. If you asked me this nine months ago, I would have said, you can't. But then, seven months ago I would have t
Jul 203 min read


The RV Accident, One Year Later
The RV accident is an odd experience in that it involves what I believe to be fate, unfortunate circumstances, serious physical injuries to two people, a third walking away with nothing physical, a move from America to France, betrayal, and the stalker Gary Buckley Woolever, all while I tried to build a new life and heal with my dog in Europe. I have to address the accident to talk about blame, incidents involving theft accusations, fraud accusations, and what would amount to
Jul 202 min read


I used a debit card without permission
This is another personal confession of mine. I used a debit card without the permisison of the owner. I know what I did was wrong, but I also know that given the circumstances and what I believed and the reasons, it was not wrong. I still did it and stand behind my decision. There is an instance that I do think I took advatage of it, but the things I purcahsed were not for me, but looking back I could have waited a few days possibly. But that is me also grading the outcome a
Jul 171 min read


I need to address the RV accident that should have killed me
a year ago today, July 19th i had what they say is a head on collision with this big red semi truck. The impact sent my RV airborne, where we landed upside down and slide until we stopped in the ditch. Somehow, i caught my dog and held her, upside down. As glass and the dark penetrated all around, i screamed, "come and get me" at the top of my lungs. I still have no clue why i did that. what i know is that when we stopped, i let go of my dog who ran out the gaping hole in t
Jul 174 min read


Why Im good at shit talking
i was raised in an era where you would call each other gay, a girl, a dip-tard, an erkel and a nimrod --and that was to the people you liked. At 16, I farmed and sold AT&T long distance services where I got to hangout with mexicans and redneck adults who showed me a side of humor i have never seen. Then around 17 through my 20s I worked in factories, sorting mail, building school buses and tractor trailers. My foreman at one of the places was butch lesbian, whom she always
Jul 152 min read


Anonymous from TikTok, How do you date in todays world
Hi Andrew Anonmous from Tiktok Hi Follower I have a lot of questions, but to address yours. How do you date when everything is so materialistic and superficial?
Jul 151 min read
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