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Tim Christine of the NFL Players Association writes like a child
With a background in the Secret Service, Tim referred to me as a 'subject' then an alias, then a criminal ---never once giving me the proper introduction of me a a human ---- and it got me curious, does he refer to everyone as subjects? Or is this for show. Deciding to do an actual investigation, I reached out to the Secret Service and spoke to his boss and his coworkers. After having a lovely conversation about guarding Tess and how Frank Farmer transitioned into the body
Jun 294 min read


Arrest Warrant Mustaches for KOMO4 News
Video on TikTok to Come - please note this is not real -- unless you are KOMO and youd believe anything thats not the truth --
Jun 281 min read


Deez Nutz and the Wall Street Journal
Video on TikTok to come --- please note for the slowl inclined --this is a parody. Or is it.
Jun 281 min read


Seven and the Sock
photo of Seven, Andrews dog as a pup in Chicago IL
Jun 243 min read


One adoptee, adopting another.
The entrance WOOOOOO _EEEEEEEEEEEE. They just let me into a room I have never been! And boy did I take off like a lightening bolt! Wall, wall, floor, woop, think that’s my pee )—yup, definitely my pee, all over these things just in my way. Oh wait, looking up I see a face, I must lick him-)----not just a little a LOOTTTT. Is he gonna run into walls with me? Lets find out! Wall, wall, wall floor-----I'm too fast for you!!!!!! Ok, back to that face. You know, I kind of like i
Jun 221 min read


Why am I doing this?
I will keep this short You can go to my personal website andrewjang.com if you need ;ore of the backstory. I built this site to be seen, not by the world but by three specific people, Tim Christine of the NFL PLayers Association, Andrew Beaton of the Wall Street Journal and Jon Humbert who used to be with KOMO 4 News in Seattle. The odd reality is that by doing such and admitting it, I effectively handed them my power. But my writing across each section I felt the need to
Jun 221 min read


The Gary Buckley Woolever File: A Decade of Threats, One Default Judgment, and the Question of Who Actually Defrauded Whom
A personal note on a decade of hate, pity, and threats, followed by the full investigative file on Gary Buckley Woolever, the default judgment, and the warrant that became a national news story.
Jun 204 min read


Breaking: Class Acting Lawsuit Filed Against The Wall Street Journal, NFL Players Association and KOMO 4 News in Seattle.
Andrew Jang files a Class Acting lawsuit against The Fraud Squad, KOMO 4 News, the Wall Street Journal, and the NFL Players Association. Jury selection begins now.
Jun 191 min read
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