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written from my dogs Sevens POV - for no other reason except I like writing for her in a way I think she would be if she could tell the story of our lives together. Now this day is special. Andrew in one of his numerous conversations to me has let me know, he finally has my new name picked out. I had been named Molly, but even I knew that didnt fit me --- Sitting patiently, I was expecting him to tell me this grand reveal, instead he just scratched my ears and walked away. A

Video coming soon on tiktok - please know for the dimwitted - this is just for fun.

I had nothing else. Except more homelessness. More drugs. More falling further and further down and more chances to attempt suicide. Someone explain to me, why I would stay for any of that. Now I knew if I left, and had a safe place to sleep for a while, to collect my thoughts and figure shit out, I could get back up on my feet. This picture should should be all the proof anyone needs that I made the right fucking call. So fuck you for telling people otherwise. You werent liv

Like literallly. I looked up his family heritage through 23andMe and wouldnt you know it, listed next to can't think and talk at the same time was a photo of Andrew in all his glory... and you know this made everything make so much more sense now. All this time, I thought Andrew Beaton was just some elite, douchebag liar. And he very well may be, but the lying wasn't intentional because now I see it is actually genetics because he is literally just a fucking clown and canno

there are some people where I wish it was legal to call someone into a duel, or a cage match. You strap up or strip down to just blood, guts and glory. I dont care about the rules, just that i get to make some people feel the physical brutality that I can inflect for the shit they did. Its not about being right and i know this weakens my stance in some human ranking of righteousness but its a real emotion i feel and one that does not go away just because I hide it. I admit

Five year old me, the day I was adopted. Flew into Des Moines Iowa 1984 Jang Insoo would soon become Andrew Morrison

and then she did this ----- how you shove love matters

I think the best thing i can be right now is absurd. Absurd in my feelings, my decisions and my desire to free myself of this shithole pain I find myself in where I just want to hurt the people who hurt me. Being stuck there is a horrible place to be, its lonely, its disgusting and its where some obsessive people I know live ---and I dont wanna --sooooo i need to be asburdly funny, rauncy, snarky, stupid, hilarious and me so i can free myself and move the fuck on. Heres to t

A civil bench warrant isn't a criminal warrant, even though both use the word "arrest." Here's the real legal difference, with actual court documents. og:description: A civil bench warrant and a criminal arrest warrant aren't the same, even though both say "arrest." Here's how to tell them apart. twitter:description: A civil bench warrant and a criminal arrest warrant aren't the same, even though both say "arrest." Here's how to tell them apart.

Andrew hasn't said much about this yet, but there was another dog before me, three actually that he rescued; but one i can smell. He says his name was Hyphen. he talks about him like he is still with us. Sometimes, look around for him and there are times, I can tell Andrew still does look for him when he is up. you know in those moments when you are barely awake and your brain hasnt turned on. When I am that way, I forget to wait to go outside to pee. But today seems hard on

Being falsely called a fugitive by national media cost housing, work, and almost a life. A firsthand account of a criminal label that was never true. og:description: A firsthand account of what happens when a national outlet calls you a fugitive over a civil matter, and no correction comes. twitter:description: A firsthand account of what happens when a national outlet calls you a fugitive over a civil matter, and no correction comes.

AI is better then standard google search. And I am turning to Claude AI as my preferred choice to run what I call Claude Reports. In fact I asked claude to create its own parameters based off of fairness and truth. Here is its rules Claude will follow on each and every Claude REport. Claude Report — Method & Parameters Each Claude Report is a document-based analysis: Andrew provides the primary sources (court filings, correspondence, receipts, published coverage), and Claude

Its interesting how I keep forgetting that I am in Europe. Sometimes, it doesnt feel real. Others, i feel it in my bones. I think partly the reason it doesnt feel real is because i still cannot really afford to live yet. I am just kind of gettnig by, my biggest splurge is a bag of Doritos --ok, three or a can of soda. But besides the gym, I do not go anywhere, so a lot of the time, I feel like I am just living my same life, a few thousand miles away And though the language

If I had a little extra money would I save it or spend it.

What is morally acceptable here? I had some people really do some fucked up shit. Some say I dseserved it I say I paid the price already. You can only hang someone once for something. to do it over and over and over again for the same thing is too much and now I want revenge. These asshole pieces of shit literally keep quoting, justice, karma and we will get you like they are the fucking witch of the west. I just want to punch them each in the face. Ruin their lives and fi

this photo comes to us from Chicago, July of 2022. Seven and one of his favorite dogs, Paisely. Now keep in mind, they were close --clearly, really close. Seven and Andrew with friend, Paisley in Gold Coast, Chicago. 2022

Andrew is a vampire. At least from what I can tell when Andrew watchs Buffy, he loves that show. Now my accusation of this is not because I have seen him drink the blood of anyone, but for the sheer fact that we walk the most at night. He loves it then. He says its quiet, yet it lets him still be a part of the city, but in a way that no one can see him--- he says he is always hiding and in the dark, he can open his eyes to be part of the world he misses. I do not understand h

I try to think I am, but in doing so I take away my greatest strength --- fear --and my ability to overcome it through sheer determination. Superheros may be powerful, but they aren't brave in the way any of us are when we roll up our sleeves, do whats gonna hurt and through the pain and the fear, we repeat that process again, and again. I guess this is important for me to remind myself because this past week i have been reallly beating myself up. Telling myself I am weak, I

Sometimes the best thing to say is nothing.

just a little fun from a once funny guy named Andrew Jang